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Detox drinks for THC vs Certo

Some stupid people still think it’s a good idea to use Certo and other home remedies instead of detox drinks for a drug test. These THC detox drinks are manufactured by trusted companies and these were made by professionals.

Using certo instead of THC detox drinks is just plain stupid, the only reason some would do that is to save a few bucks. But why would you want to risk your job just to save 30$? Doesn’t make much sense for me.

Please also check out this article on detox drinks for THC, its a great very well written article, basically everything you need to know about these drinks, how to use them and what are the best, most trusted brands.

Detox drinks for THC

Here are a few comments on what I have received on my detox drinks for drug test youtube video. check them out, they are really entertaining:

„Just passed my third drug test using certo, 1.5 gram a day smoker 160lbs and passed without any issues. Too many people know the main ingredient but not the right method, you DO NOT have to take one packet the night before and another the day of.

Certo THC detox instructions:

Don’t eat anything the day of the drug test and only drink water. Doesn’t have to be a massive amount of water may be just a liter. Take a creatine supplement the night before (optional, but ive passed without it) take a multivitamin the morning you wake up (or b12 supplement).

Take one certo pack mix it with a 32 oz Gatorade (electrolytes), drink it all (ive passed even by only drinking 3/4 of it) then just grab a bottle of water to sip on until the test, the more water the better but you don’t have to force down gallons of it.

When you go to take the test pee for the first couple seconds into the toilet then into the cup. That’s all there is to it, like i said ive just passed my third drug test with this all three were done in labs the first 2 were quest diagnostics). Use the certo in the blue box (the liquid one) don’t get that powdered suregel. T

hey, sell this stuff at Walmart.

In fact when i went to the register with the Gatorade and certo the cashier smiled and said “drug test?” i laughed and said yeah. All of these certo doesn’t work for my comments made me really nervous, i thought they changed the formula or something, but chances are you just weren’t doing it right. Edit: You do have to piss at least once after you have taken the Gatorade and certo mixed together for this to work”

Another one.

You crazy if you think this shit doesn’t work, I smoke about 7 grams a day 7 days a week of grade A, smoked the night before, test was the next day, 2 hours before I took my happy ass down to my PO, I grabbed a box of certo, used one pack… grabbed a bottle of Gatorade 32oz.. mixed my situation, drunk the shit , then I followed the shit with two 24oz bottles of water, grabbed two b12 pills… Passed!

I could have brought some pee, but when your PO so close the nigga can shake your dick for you, that shit a dead situation… Y’all can trust me, that shit work wonders.. I don’t know what these other dudes taking. I’m team, Certo! I’m out….1

And the last one

„This nigga bs he just want u guys to waste ur money on some detox I’ve done certo for 4 years I’m currently on parole and I stop 5 days my court visit and do 2 certs to be sure and never failed and I get drug tested every month and if I come dirty I will be doing some time so don’t believe this dumeass nigga even look dumb”

What are the best THC detox drinks for a drug test

In my opinion, the best detox drinks for drug test are Rescue cleanse, Mega clean, XXtra clean and if none of these are available, then I would choose Absolute detox. These drug detox drinks all work the same way, drink the entire content of the bottle, refill if twice, urinate three times before the test and you are good to go. Your urine will be free of THC and other toxins in the next 5 hours.

Just a warning, do not buy low quality detox drinks for THC because what you will get is colored water with some added B12 vitamin. You can get a bottle of Rescue Cleanse 32OZ for as much as 50, so why would you experiment with other cleansing drinks like Jazz detox and magnum for 30$.

If your drug test is unsupervised you can also use synthetic urine, in my opinion, it’s as easy as using detox drinks but maybe less risky. The best synthetic urine brands come with all the essential chemicals what you need, so these are basically undetectable. The only way to fail if you buy something very cheap brand like Agent x or Ultra Pure or if you don’t heat it up to the correct temperature.

Detox drinks for THC are recommended if you know someone will stand behind you during giving the urine sample and for those who don’t want or doesn’t trust in synthetic urine. Both way work guys, good luck for your upcoming drug test.