Category: drug test

Detox drinks for THC vs Certo

Some stupid people still think its a good idea to use certo and other home remedies instead of detox drinks for drug test. These THC detox drinks are manufactured by trusted companies and these were made by professionals.

Using certo instead of THC detox drinks is just plain stupid, the only reason some would do that is to save a few bucks. But why would you want to risk your job just to save 30$? Doesn’t make much sense for me.

Please also check out this article on detox drinks for THC , its a great very well written article, basically everything you need to know about these drinks, how to use them and what are the best, most trusted brands.

Detox drinks for THC

Here are a few comments what I have recived on my detox drinks for drug test youtube video. check them out, they are really entertaining:

„Just passed my third drug test using certo, 1.5 gram a day smoker 160lbs and passed without any issues. Too many people know the main ingredient but not the right method, you DO NOT have to take one packet the night before and another the day of.

Certo THC detox istructions:

Don’t eat anything the day of the drug test and only drink water. Doesn’t have to be a massive amount of water maybe just a liter. Take a creatine supplement the night before (optional, but ive passed without it) take a multi vitamin the morning you wake up (or b12 supplement).

Take one certo pack mix it with a 32 oz gatorade (electrolytes), drink it all (ive passed even by only drinking 3/4 of it) then just grab a bottle of water to sip on until the test, the more water the better but you dont have to force down gallons of it.

When you go to take the test pee for the first couple seconds into the toilet then into the cup. Thats all there is to it, like i said ive just passed my third drug test with this all three were done in labs the firs 2 were quest diagnostics). Use the certo in the blue box (the liquid one) don’t get that powdered suregel. T

hey sell this stuff at walmart.

In fact when i went to the register with the gatorade and certo the cashier smiled and said “drug test?” i laughed and said yeah. All of these certo doesnt work for me comments made me really nervous, i thought they changed the formula or something, but chances are you just weren’t doing it right. Edit: You do have to piss at least once after you have taken the gatorade and certo mixed together for this to work”

Another one..

You crazy if you think this shit doesn’t work, I smoke about 7 grams a day 7 days a week of grade A, smoked the night before, test was the next day, 2 hours before I took my happy ass down to my PO, I grabbed a box of certo, used one pack… grabbed a bottle of Gatorade 32oz.. mixed my situation, drunk the shit , then I followed the shit with two 24oz bottles of water, grabbed two b12 pills… Passed!

I could have brought some pee, but when your PO so close the nigga can shake your dick for you, that shit a dead situation… Y’all can trust me, that shit work wonders.. I don’t know what these other dudes taking. I’m team Certo! I’m out….1

And the last one

„This nigga bs he just want u guys to waste ur money on some detox I’ve done certo for 4 years I’m currently on parole and I stop 5 days my court visit and do 2 certos to be sure and never failed and I get drug tested every month and if I come dirty I will be doing some time so don’t believe this dumeass nigga even look dume”

What are the best THC detox drinks for drug test

In my opinion the best detox drinks for drug test are Rescue cleanse, Mega clean, XXtra clean and if non of these are available, then I would choose Absolute detox. These drug detox drinks all works the same way, drink the entire content of the bottle, refill if twice, urinate three times before the test and you are good to go. Your urine will be free of THC and other toxins in the next 5 hours.

Just a warning, do not buy low quality detox drinks for THC because what you will get is coored water with some added B12 vitamin. You can get a bottle of Rescue Cleanse 32OZ for as much as 50, so why would you experiment with other cleansing drinks like Jazz detox and magnum for 30$.

If your drug test is unsupervised you can also use synthetic urine, in my opinion its as easy as as using detox drinks but maybe less risky. The best synthetic urine brands come with all the essential chemicals what you need, so these are basically undetectable. The only way to fail if you buy something very cheap brand like Agent x or Ultra Pure or if you don’t heat it up to the correct temperature.

Detox drinks for THC are recommended if you know someone will stand behind you during giving the urine sample and for those who doesn’t want or doesn’t trust in synthetic urine. Both way work guys, good luck for your upcoming drug test.

Drug Testing for Offenders

States vary in the exact make up of programs designed to combat drug use. One program that was introduced in the late 1980s included pretrial drug testing. Inmates are required to submit to testing on various schedules depending on the facilities protocols.

However, should a defendant be forced to submit to drug testing before the trial has even taken place? Pretrial drug testing creates faulty assumptions and borders on infringement of constitutional rights.

Unless a defendant is being charged with a drug related crime, in which drug use by the defendant has been purported to take place, the defendant should not be required to submit to mandatory drug testing until after a trial has taken place.

Drug Testing for Offenders
Apparently the faculty at Prince George’s County Correctional Center believed that defendants should be required to submit to mandatory drug testing. In an experimental program that lasted for one year, the urine from any person incarcerated for at least one overnight at the Correctional Center was required to submit to drug testing.

The results were included in the judge’s decision of release or imprisonment until a trial occurs. (Harriston, 1988) Another use for this testing was to determine the amount of bond that defendants were required to post before being released from jail.

According to Alex Williams, state’s attorney at the time, defendants who had drug charges but tested negative were potentially significant dealers, and the prosecutor requested higher bonds. This resulted in labeling the defendant before a trial had taken place.

Another problem is that a negative testing would result in a higher bond being placed, as the defendant was then suspected of dealing drugs rather than taking them.

Pretrial drug testing can technically be challenged as it can be in violation of at least six constitutional rights. Requiring a defendant to submit to drug testing before a trial can border on infringement of constitutional rights.

drug testing for criminals

The Fourth Amendment guards against unreasonable search and seizures. Drug testing often can involve procedures that are considered invasive, such as drawing blood. Defendants also have the constitutional right not to incriminate themselves. Pretrial drug testing may be offered as voluntary, but the pros are falsely proselytized while the cons are ignored, or unknown by most defendants.

For example, if a defendant is offered pretrial drug testing in order for bond to be waived, and the defendant has no way of paying the bond, then the likelihood is that the defendant will opt for the testing.

However, if the results are positive, then this is violating the defendant’s right to not incriminate oneself. Drug testing can also lead to other constitutional violations such as the right to privacy, the right to due process, and the right to equal protection.

Most challenges to pretrial drug testing have failed. (Del Carmen, 1999) The rate of recidivism is not likely to change based on pretrial drug testing alone. Although the rate may change slightly due to defendants being unable to post higher bonds, the defendant is just as likely to commit the same crime after release from long-term incarceration. This would change the rates only slightly. (Wolf, 1994)

Pretrial drug testing should be limited to cases that are minor and that are more likely to involve mandatory drug treatment, rather than incarceration. Pretrial drug testing is apt to be more effective in cases that focus on rehabilitation vs. cases that focus on incarceration.